WTL - Mailbox

[kingroadie]

3337 Cream Puff Way

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[pythianjudgment]

[There's no sloth that delivers this mail. Some miscreant has stopped by in the dead of night to hand-place a piece of folded paper in your mailbox. They were even considerate enough to flip the red mail-flippy-thing up, to alert you to your "gift". After unfolding the paper, there is a picture drawn on it:]



[How did this weird person find out where you live? Probably by stalking you, or something creepy like that. Who knows.]

[preuxchevalier]

[As with most of his mail, Bertie sends this letter via bee. It really is just faster than sloth. Who puts a sloth in charge of a postal system, anyway? The note is short and in Bertie's elaborate cursive. Just because you're going for brevity doesn't mean you should get sloppy about it.]

Mr. Edward Nein-Riggs
3337 Cream Puff Way

I'm sorry.

Most Heartfelt Apologies,
B. W. Wooster

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Hey bro, want to talk to you about something serious. I've been getting a really bad feeling lately and want you and Sasha to know what's up just in case. I don't expect anything to really happen, but I can't be sure and I'm trying not to freak out.

Also, if you two ever need to talk about Alessa, I'm here. I know more about Silent Hill than I'd like to now that I've actually been there myself. Don't let Sasha beat himself up too much, I'm worried for him.

Take care, okay?

♥ Mika

ps I made chili do you want some?

[chalicejoker]

[Darkroach has just learned what fishing is! Sort of. Get fish, people like fish, yay! He would also like to leave Eddie a token of appreciation for showing him this music thing on his guitar, so he's sharing his fish! Sadly, this means that he has left a dead fish in Eddie's mailbox--or if Eddie's lucky, he's caught in the act trying to leave a dead fish in the mailbox. Someday, maybe Hajime will learn to watch his minion better.]

Delivered the Morning of August 24th

[thelostmods]

[Eddie will find the following threatening letter in the mailbox should it be checked.]

Now hear this:

On this day, the 24th of August by your human accounting, we have captured the most despicable Mailsloth. The League of Legislacerators wish it to be known that they have no name for this contemptible criminal. Never have we heard of such disrepute! A vagabond without a name!

Might those who wonder at her crimes be informed that she stands accused as such:

1. Excessive sloth
2. Dereliction of duty
3. Marauding about without any purpose
4. Egregious misuse of a Mailsloth’s hat

If you want to have her back
Better be quick and find the sack
She kept the letters and mail in
Even when they were getting thin.

Go to the east where the bridge overthrows
The river you’ve forded or watched as it goes.
Beneath the trellis, tucked up really tight,
You’ll find the bag there, so use all your might.
It’s more than a one-person job you will find.
So, take on a partner, or two, six, or nine!

- The Wholly Legal and Within Their Rights League of Legislacerators

September 16th, after inhibitions are restored

[preuxchevalier]

[In deference to their Mailsloth issues, this letter is placed in the mailbox and delivered the day of sending by Lady Harriet.]

Mr. Edward Nein-Riggs
3337 Cream Puff Way

I must extend my most sincere apologies for my conduct over the past several weeks. I wasn't at all myself, and it left me speaking improperly to you and about you, dressing in a most egregious manner, and generally acting not at all as a gentleman should. I'm so sorry for ever bringing up anything related to your private affairs and mine. I shan't say another word about them ever again, but I should understand in full if you'd like to tell me to sod off and go and boil my head.

Most Heartfelt Apologies,
B. W. Wooster

delivered via telekinesis

[psycheslantern]

What the actual fuck dude I th()ught the c()nsensus was that we were g()ing t() N()T enc()urage Zephyr t()ward gratuit()us vengefulness

[psycheslantern]

Y() dude

I'm thinking ab()ut thr()wing a party ()nce the weather breaks in a c()uple weeks, because we d() n()t have rem()tely en()ugh parties ar()und here, and I was w()ndering if y()u'd help ()ut with like, music and stuff? I really d()n't have a s()und system w()rth spitting ()n and I kn()w that's kind ()f y()ur, like, v()cati()n ()r whatever

Anyway, n() real hurry, I'm waiting until we d()n't have a shitl()ad ()f l()()se crystalline precipitate ()n the gr()und, but get back t() me? Thanks

-

[xanthous]

[Another year, another gift to keep Eddie warm in the upcoming winter. One day in the weeks leading up to the season change, Eddie will find a packaged addressed to him in front of his door as well as packages for Sasha and Lili.

Inside of it is a pair of mittens and a sweater. They're both made of soft yarn, dyed black. They both are in a vaguely fair isle pattern, though the deer have been swapped out for something that looks akin to your stereotypical satyr-with-wings demons. The accompanying note reads:]

Hopefully the 2weater fiit2. II had to gue22 the siize.

-Xanthou2

[telecosmetic]

[Eliza leaves Eddie a drawing in his mailbox the night of Christmas Eve. It shows him playing his guitar pretty dramatically, with waves of energy emanating from it. She does know it has magic, although she's admittedly unsure what form it actually takes. There are a few helpful stars dancing around as well to try and symbolize it. The drawing is signed and has "Merry Christmas!" written on it.]

[thewarningafter]

Sorry about your tower.

-Stephen