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[kingroadie]

3337 Cream Puff Way

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while eddie boggles in the distance

[kingroadie]

Dude, I'm not 'playing it off'. It's okay far as conversation topics go. Mika and I have talked about a lot worse before, trust me on that one.

Most you did was go 'how does that mysterious sex business work' and we filled in some of the blanks for you.

- Eddie

[preuxchevalier]

Eddie,

I asked how your mysterious sex business works. I asked Sasha if he liked having you it when you it. I'm so sorry! [He assumes Sasha would have told Eddie about their conversation, anyway.] I'm a cad. A cad of the highest degree. I asked all of that in front of a girl. It's just not the done thing!

Apologies Once More,
Bertie

[kingroadie]

And? Still, not super seeing the problem here. You were curious and asking about sex, needed some examples.

Dude, its- like 2010 or whatever, I think Mika can handle hearin' about dicks in butts. Hell, if I wasn't around, she would have told you a lot more.

-Eddie

[preuxchevalier]

[Bertie very nearly has a small breakdown upon reading Eddie's letter. The mental images the roadie's colorful verbiage engenders are far too vivid for his liking. They make him feel strange and bothered, and it isn't at all pleasant, much like Eddie's generally crude language. Bertie goes to more of a telegram-style response in lieu of full coherence.]

Edward Nein-Riggs
3337 Cream Puff Way
The Meadous

Should not require handling. Should not have been said. Request discretion in matters private. Assure full adherence to d. in turn.

Best,
Wooster

i uploaded this icon just for bertie

[kingroadie]

[Eddie is just judging you so hard, Bertie.]

Okay then, we'll go back to never talking about it. Whatever you're comfortable with.

- Eddie

it's an excellent bertie icon

[preuxchevalier]

[Oh, thank God. The man's finally talking sense.]

Mr. Edward Nein-Riggs
3337 Cream Puff Way

That would be most appreciated. The lips shall stay firmly zipped.

Pip pip,
Bertie